angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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thismodernglitches:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Let’s have a threesome you me and our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

You need god

I think if he joined it’d be considered an orgy

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