http://textsfromtitanfood.tumblr.com/post/96672784247/consider-the-following-aus-we-wore-matching

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au
  • "we’re the only…

slytherinsaa:

"Aromantics and asexuals are basically straight"

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nice heteronormativity y’all

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